||[Apr. 22nd, 2008|11:36 pm]
Fruit Fetishists for the Reunion of the Church!1
Dear fellow members of FFROHCAC,
While thumbing through the most recent CBD recent catalog, I came across the following banner:
Needless to say, my heart was strangely warmed--all the more because I discovered that the same is on sale for a mere $6.99 USD (plus shipping)! Clearly the fine folks at CBD have discovered the surely enormous, but as yet untapped, FFROHCAC market. What other explanation could there be for this banner, really? What in a pineapple would suggest to anyone the message "Bless All Who Enter," unless, according to the Apostolic injunction in II John 10-11, one denies entry into one's home (and therefore also barrs from participating in the delicious fruit found therein) to the thrice-wretched -Spong and all his minions?
Also, please note that the distinguished internet comic xkcd has published in the past few months a delightful chart that should be close to the heart of every member of FFROHCAC.
In closing, I hope you are all edified by these notices. ;-)